Sunday, December 30, 2007

HM's Letter Of Resignation

To The People Who Live In My House:

Consider this my 2-week notice. I will no longer be servicing your every whim. Please take it upon yourselves to find a suitable replacement.

I wish you the best of luck in finding an employee who will work for free while listening to your litany of complaints.

Signed, Your

Maid
Laundress
Cook
Dishwasher
Cheerleader
Accountant
Chauffeur
Tutor
Therapist
Nurse
Nanny
Personal Shopper
Psychic
Life Coach
Arbitrator
Historian
Dresser

2 comments:

LanternLight said...

Signed, Your
...
Nurse
...

Well dang!, there goes the fantasies.

;-)

All the best for the New Year.

LanternLight

Melani said...

at least you're giving them 2 weeks notice...most aren't that thoughtful!

:)