Sunday, December 30, 2007

HM's Letter Of Resignation

To The People Who Live In My House:

Consider this my 2-week notice. I will no longer be servicing your every whim. Please take it upon yourselves to find a suitable replacement.

I wish you the best of luck in finding an employee who will work for free while listening to your litany of complaints.

Signed, Your

Maid
Laundress
Cook
Dishwasher
Cheerleader
Accountant
Chauffeur
Tutor
Therapist
Nurse
Nanny
Personal Shopper
Psychic
Life Coach
Arbitrator
Historian
Dresser

4 comments:

Mary said...

WOW...I would say that the poo poo has literally hit the fan at the Hillbilly Mansion and someone is tired of it being flung at them...you go girl!!!!

Beaner

LanternLight said...

Signed, Your
...
Nurse
...

Well dang!, there goes the fantasies.

;-)

All the best for the New Year.

LanternLight

Melani said...

at least you're giving them 2 weeks notice...most aren't that thoughtful!

:)

Hillbilly Mom said...

Beaner,
Indeed, I am flinging it back.


Lantern,
Lookie here! One of my lambs has returned to the fold! Welcome back, buddy!

You still have the REAL nurse, Cazzie. Don't fret.


Mel,
I'm a regular princess among women, I am. Resigning women.