Here are some more examples of my students' wit from the first annual Favorite for a Day test, entitled "All About Mrs. Hillbilly Mom." I will be sharing only two questions/answers today. Here now! Stop that whimpering. Two is as good as a feast.
One time, I got really mad at my husband, and threw _________ at him. After it hit him, he waved it in my face and said, "......... ." (The correct answer-roll of toilet paper- "Did you throw this?")
notebook-"Are you happy now?"
my kids-"Ha ha ha. Now we don't have kids anymore."
a fork or spoon-"You throw like a girl."
a sock-"It didn't hurt."
turtle-"Don't go there, Girlfriend!"
a kid-"You killed him."
a can good-"Ha ha. It's mine now."
stapler-"Why did you do that for?"
acid to burn his skin-"I will kill you."
frying pan-"Can I have some ice?"
a dog-"Wash the dog."
brush-"In your face."
a hairbrush-"Ha ha. That did not hurt."
sponge-"You throw like a girl."
an object-"How do you like those apples?"
At the family reunion, my husband bragged, "My boy is really smart. He...."
won the science fair.
almost has 100 % IQ.
got straight A's.
made his Wiimote work on his computer.
got bullied by a nerd.
knows a lot.
can chew gum and walk at the same time.
is a geek.
fell and broke his arm.
got it all from me.
Tomorrow, I will share one test that was very, very different.