tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post7352965604142740392..comments2023-04-02T07:34:29.157-05:00Comments on Hillbilly Mansion Three: Back In The SwingHillbilly Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-69088497334305563582008-02-23T15:02:00.000-06:002008-02-23T15:02:00.000-06:00Stewyouarecheating,Hey! That's not fair to Bobby F...Stewyouarecheating,<BR/>Hey! That's not fair to Bobby Flay! You can't help Miss Ann unless you two go on Iron Chef America as a team, and give Bobby Flay Mario Batali.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-6702833603617999372008-02-23T05:35:00.000-06:002008-02-23T05:35:00.000-06:00No problem. Bait a lobster trap with a couple pou...No problem. Bait a lobster trap with a couple pounds of butter... and wait for Paula Deen to get caught in it. Then Paula makes salad for you, and you both beat Bobby Flay in the Throwdown.<BR/>Celebrate with a drink, and say something witty for the cameras as the credits roll.Stewed Hammhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02289256821313634861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-60368912325319249502008-02-18T20:51:00.000-06:002008-02-18T20:51:00.000-06:00DPA,"You'd better get crackin', Girlie! The school...DPA,<BR/>"You'd better get crackin', Girlie! The school year is almost over, you know."<BR/><BR/>...said Mrs. Hillbilly Mom condescendingly, knowing full well that you have been solely responsible for all the book-learnin' of these children since the day they were born, and that you now are faced with 3-and-a-half months to make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t, and oh, did she forget to mention that you are expected to win the Chicken Salad Throwdown against Bobby Flay?Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-82343879866163781702008-02-18T06:53:00.000-06:002008-02-18T06:53:00.000-06:00Speed and mitosis both sound pretty fun. Of cours...Speed and mitosis both sound pretty fun. Of course, I just spent a week on pronouns. It doesn't help that they should already have learned about pronouns in about 3rd grade, so I should be able to dance over the finer points and move on. But no. The majority of them gave me that cow-at-a-new-gate stare when I introduced it, so we had to back up to 3rd grade and work our way back to the 8th.<BR/><BR/>Have I mentioned that we're really, really far behind in the scope and sequence?Mommy Needs a Xanaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01807707012305893563noreply@blogger.com