tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post2655510520143156696..comments2023-04-02T07:34:29.157-05:00Comments on Hillbilly Mansion Three: Random Thought Thursday #5-08Hillbilly Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-9291089759074324422008-02-10T14:59:00.000-06:002008-02-10T14:59:00.000-06:00Diva,I've had the Grasshoppers! I found them at Sa...Diva,<BR/>I've had the Grasshoppers! I found them at Save-A-Lot. After eating them, I forgot about them. I'll have to check the cookie aisle at The Devil's Playground. But at school, I was scratching a back whose daughter is selling the cookies, with hopes that my back will be scratched when my son has a fundraiser.<BR/><BR/><BR/>StewyouwouldnotlastonSurvivor,<BR/>No to the Will Robinson, though my BIL does seem to be Lost in Space at times.<BR/><BR/>As for the lack of Girl Scouts in your neighborhood, methinks your photo might be on the poster warning the young lasses not to go door-to-door.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-66714153724987257202008-02-10T05:46:00.000-06:002008-02-10T05:46:00.000-06:00Sound like your BIL has a state of the art securit...Sound like your BIL has a state of the art security system there... does it also shout "DANGER, WILL ROBINSON?"<BR/>I can't stand coconut, so I can't back you on the Samoas/Caramel Delights (they have different names in different parts of the country) but I could easily blow a paycheck on the Lemon ones and the Thanks-a-Lots. Fortunately, no Girl Scouts came by my house this year...<BR/>at least that's what I <I>said</I> in my deposition, so I'm sticking to my story!Stewed Hammhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02289256821313634861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-23957397604741037432008-02-09T22:01:00.000-06:002008-02-09T22:01:00.000-06:00Hint: Keebler makes a cookie called "Grasshoppers"...Hint: Keebler makes a cookie called "Grasshoppers" that taste JUST LIKE GS Thin Mints and are a heckuva lot cheaper. <BR/><BR/>Not that I think you're poor and can't afford GS cookies that are like what, $97 a box now, but I'm just trying to help out the gal I share a husband with. And share a love for ending sentences with prepositions.Redneck Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13506685036989431733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-64686419988939473862008-02-08T21:05:00.000-06:002008-02-08T21:05:00.000-06:00UnGal,Create your own country! Do it now! Get thos...UnGal,<BR/>Create your own country! Do it now! Get those borders locked! <BR/><BR/>Sweet Gummi Mary! How does it take 2 hours to drive 7 miles? Are these 8-year-oldish Italians riding tricycles? You'd be better off running with the bulls. Make a note of that for your new country: After work each day, there will be a mandatory running of the bulls on major thoroughfares. <BR/><BR/>Funny you should mention Lord of the Flies. My freshmen have been reading that, and had a test on it today. There was much bickering over whether Piggy drowned or was stabbed. I would hate to see their test scores. <BR/><BR/>Baton? We can't relate to that here in Hillmomba, where the weapon of choice is a shotgun.<BR/><BR/>I used to work with a lady who gave birth in her car. Her husband delivered their third daughter on the shoulder of the highway. He then drove her to the hospital, where she got out of the car and promptly plopped the afterbirth onto a nurse's shoe, while her husband proclaimed, "That seat is ruined!" Not that I want to worry you or anything, seeing as how you can't have wine right now. Or even a Samoa, because they won't arrive until March, I'm told.<BR/><BR/><BR/>DPA,<BR/>Kathy Griffin ROCKS! Too bad her dad died. The Mom and Dad show was as funny as Kathy, without even trying. <BR/><BR/>Girl Scout Cookies won't arrive for another month. Here in Missouri, anyway. Y'all down in Mississippi may not get any, what with the fat people hoarding them in case their restaurant privileges are revoked.<BR/><BR/>That darn Jeff Conaway was also on Celebrity Fit Club (without the wheelchair, but high as a kite) and pissed everyone off there, too. The Baldwins all make me think of Fred Flintstone.<BR/><BR/>My Bro-In-Law is safe in his home with a security system that shouts "INTRUDER, INTRUDER!" when it is set off. Believe me, I know.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-56163269703021168642008-02-08T06:06:00.000-06:002008-02-08T06:06:00.000-06:00Are you really going to see the real Kathy Griffin...Are you really going to see the real Kathy Griffin? The one and only? Cause if you are, I'm jealous. While her complete and total lack of a moral compass (as well as her weird fondness for all things homosexual) makes my stomach hurt a little, I still think she's fkn hilarious.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I love the coconut kind of girl scout cookies too! Samoas or something. I ordered some about 3 weeks ago from a student. Haven't seen them yet. She probably lost the order form in the same place she lost her homework.<BR/><BR/>I love Celebrity Rehab, but that one guy that has been in the wheelchair off and on gets on my damn nerves. Is it just me or is he faking it a bit? And the know-it-all Baldwin guy irks me too, but I guess he's gone now. Someone should have told him that having been in rehab ninety eight times does not qualify you to counsel others. It's hilarious to me that he was the first one to leave when he was the one telling everyone else to stay.<BR/><BR/>I'm glad your brother in law did not get shot.<BR/><BR/>End hijacking.Mommy Needs a Xanaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01807707012305893563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-2749864674362143612008-02-08T02:48:00.000-06:002008-02-08T02:48:00.000-06:00You know who needs a good thrashing? The people he...You know who needs a good thrashing? The people here! It was hard to restrain yesterday. <BR/>When I am dictator of the world, or at least my own country, NO Italians will EVER be allowed to immigrate to my country!!! EVER!!!!<BR/><BR/>Yesterday, again, it took us 2 hours to get home. 2 hours for a 7 mile drive, a normal 20-30 minute drive. I swear to God everyone here is 40<BR/>going on 8. The country is run by people 40 going on 8. It is like Lord of the Flies, and you know how well that turned out. Only I think those kids were more organized!! <BR/><BR/>My husband bought this collapsable baton to keep in the car for "safety." I don't know how safe it is really going to be, because I kept thinking,<BR/>"I could just get out with that baton and start beating the crap out of people." I could taste it. I wanted to smash their heads in.<BR/><BR/>I gotta get out of here. I keep thinking, "What if this is going on when I am in labor? I really will have this kid in the car." <BR/><BR/>And also, because of said kid I can't HAVE any wine to calm down. I did order some of those delicious Samoas (coconut Girlscout cookies.) They are the best and will sooth my soul when they arrive!The Unrepentant Gallivanterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07548778945335688601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-25443966535909932192008-02-07T23:09:00.000-06:002008-02-07T23:09:00.000-06:00DPA,It's been on the TV all night. It happened aro...DPA,<BR/>It's been on the TV all night. It happened around 7:00. Thank the Gummi Mary, it was not my brother-in-law the mayor.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-27563971620610964202008-02-07T21:28:00.000-06:002008-02-07T21:28:00.000-06:00I just read that a mayor in MO got shot. Wasn't y...I just read that a mayor in MO got shot. Wasn't your mayor relative, was it?Mommy Needs a Xanaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01807707012305893563noreply@blogger.com