tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post2128766119340348122..comments2023-04-02T07:34:29.157-05:00Comments on Hillbilly Mansion Three: Drug Up By Hillbilly MomHillbilly Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-5610805517989686702007-09-12T19:58:00.000-05:002007-09-12T19:58:00.000-05:00Stewyoumustbejoking,Who would throw away perfectly...Stewyoumustbejoking,<BR/>Who would throw away perfectly good cough medicine? It's way better on a salad than that moldy old Ranch Dressing. According to my Hillbilly Mama's calculations, the cough medicine still has several good years left. But in actuality, when I mentioned to her that I was going to take it, she gasped, "Oh, honey!" Yeah. Like she never saves anything(ranch dressing)instead of throwing it out.<BR/><BR/>Diva,<BR/>That's an idea. But with my luck, I'll probably have some kind of reaction to it. Like become airborne or have projectile vomiting.<BR/><BR/>Lantern,<BR/>She recommended some Peppermint Schnapps. But I declined. I'm not an imbibing woman. Hey, that would have made a much better TV show than Designing Women. "Imbibing Women". Has a nice ring to it, wouldn't you say?Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-30322407311586263972007-09-12T08:32:00.000-05:002007-09-12T08:32:00.000-05:00But what does HillBilly Mama prescribe for you?But what does HillBilly Mama prescribe for you?LanternLighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13752310519559752471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-13119359715129603232007-09-12T08:01:00.000-05:002007-09-12T08:01:00.000-05:00I don't know how into homeopathic stuff you are, b...I don't know how into homeopathic stuff you are, but Hillbilly Mom, I swear by Airborne. It's an herbal plop plop fizz fizz and you chug it (while holding your breath because frankly it doesn't taste that great) and it keeps the nasties away. It boosts your immune system. I started taking it before we went to Disney World last year and hmh, Paul is the one that came home sick and I didn't. He was attacked by the germs on the airplane and I had Immunity of Steel or something. Or maybe I was just lucky. But I'm just sayin', it can't hurt.Redneck Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13506685036989431733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4418275174371898447.post-3394208121209010472007-09-12T01:40:00.000-05:002007-09-12T01:40:00.000-05:00Cough medicine from 2005. Why on earth are you st...Cough medicine from 2005. Why on earth are you still saving that? It's not like the stuff is going to turn into ranch dressing or anything...<BR/><BR/>They still have WalMartses and Pharmacies in your state, yes? You can probably still buy cough syrup there... though you may have to show 87 forms of ID, and submit to a retinal scan.Stewed Hammhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02289256821313634861noreply@blogger.com